Sebelum meneruskan membaca artikel ini, mungkin kalian harus menanyakan beberapa pertanyaan dibawah ini :
- hari ini berapa kali kamu mengetik sms di ponsel ?
- apakah kalian sudah hapal semua huruf di keypad ponsel kamu ?
- bisakah kalian mengetik sms di ponsel tanpa melihat keypad ?
- berapakah kecepatan mengetik sms di ponsel (huruf/menit) ?
- apakah kalian bisa mengetik sms pada semua type ponsel dengan kecepatan yang sama ?
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- yang paling akhir …… kalian masih waras kan ??
sejak adanya program dari berbagai vendor layanan ponsel, yang perang tarif sms ( bahkan sampai Rp. 0,- ). Para maniak sms telah merasakan nikmatnya surga dunia. Sebuah surga dunia yang akan usai jika dan hanya jika pulsa habis, masa tenggang atau “LOW BATT”.
Sebuah kenyataan pahit yang muncul dengan adanya fenomena sms adalah jempol tangan yang menjadi merah ( diduga pendarahan dalam ). Sebuah tips agar penyakit jempol merah tidak menyebar dan sampai pada tahap tidak bisa disembuhkan, yaitu lakukanlah pemanasan (termasuk peregangan, contohlah gerakan SKJ ) dan siapkanlah satu gelas es teh manis untuk diminum. Jika penyakit jempol merah yang anda derita sudah parah, mungkin sebaiknya anda menyewa asisten khusus untuk menjawab sms anda.
Sebuah pertanyaan aneh kemudian muncul di otak saya yang kelewat encer. Pertanyaan tersebut adalah bisakah penyakit jempol merah dan ceper mempengaruhi susunan genetika tubuh manusia ???. pertanyaan ini saya tujukan kepada para ahli di bidang genetika???.
Jika jawabannya “Ya” maka dapat dipastikan bahwa generasi penerus kita akan menderita penyakit bawaan – yaitu jempol merah dan ceper.
Jika jawabannya “tidak”, maka terbukti bahwa saya orangnya aneh dan iseng. But great invention often came from crazy thought. He he he ……..
Pesan moral :
- kurangi merokok, apalagi mengurangi rokoknya teman ---- sangat dianjurkan.
- saran buat para vendor ponsel, untuk membuat keypad yang jempol friendly.
- Kalo beli kaos, belilah di bluzzoms ……. He he he MERDEKA !!!!!!!
haluuuuwwwww ......... akhirnya sempet juga nge-update blog tersayank-koe ini.
setelah sebulan penuh meneteskan keringat (dingin dan panas). akhirnya, proyek - yang selama ini menyita waktu(sampe ga nge-update blog), tenaga, pikiran, dompet dll - selesai juga. meleset seminggu dari jadwal, tapi lumayanlah ....... yang penting target openingnya ga terlambat.
sekalian promosi ... he he he.
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detailnya nyusul yaa............
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ARIES - The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud.
TAURUS - The Tramp
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!
GEMINI - Irresistible
Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in the you know where... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing, VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.
CANCER - The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak.
Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.
LEO - The Lion
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.
VIRGO - The One that Waits
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only.
LIBRA - The Lovely One
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with... you might end up crying...
SCORPIO - The Addict
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring.
SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying.
CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.
AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.
PISCES - The Partner for Life
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always lets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet, but usually crazy! Gotta watch ʽem!
